Elton John Dropped A Hard C-Word While Yelling At Security Guards Who Physically Removed A Woman

ENTERTAINMENT- ‘Rocketman’ may have portrayed the music icon as a flawed-but-mostly-kinda-cuddly type of guy, but this footage from a recent gig in Australia shows just what kind of temper he has. In fairness, however, he was sticking up for one of his fans. John saw a woman being manhandled rather roughly during a gig in Perth on Sunday night, as security escorted her off the premises for unknown reasons. While between songs, he said: “Hey, you two security guards with the girl, f**k off.” In the video which was uploaded to social media, he continues: “Let her up here immediately … come on, you c**ts. Morons, both of you, morons. You don’t treat girls like that. Leave her alone, you turds!” He reportedly later apologised for the outburst, saying that he “couldn’t stand violence against women.”

I love it. I love it for a couple reasons. One, if the explanations I’m reading are correct, then Elton John dropping a hard c-word was completely justified. Apparently two security guards threw a woman out of his concert, they got a little too physical while doing so, and it pissed off Sir Elton John. Not only did he drop a hard C but Elton was so mad that he went ahead and dropped a hard T (turd). You know somebody’s big mad at you when they call you a turd. It’s such a demeaning insult to call two grown men that it might be worse than getting called the C word. It’s close.

Second, I get excited whenever someone drops a hard C. It makes my balls tingle a little bit. It feels like something is really happening whenever someone resorts to using that word. No curse word grabs the attention of people around you like cunt. I’m not talking about people dropping a hard C in a derogatory way towards a female, that’s not cool. You can’t do that. I’m talking about when people drop hard Cs in reference to inanimate objects or when they get frustrated. Those are hilarious ways to use the word and not get yourself in too much trouble. And I mean Elton John can say whatever he wants and nobody is gonna care, he’s Elton fucking John.